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Five Wins at Fortnite
02:45
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We're waiting every night
To finally roam and play fortnite
Epic dubs that we must get
For many games i havent got that dub
I love to be still and play
That fortnite game all freaking day
But ninja took my ipad away
So now im stuck here to decay
Ninja dont snipe me!
Don't take my ipad away!
I just really love fortnite
I didnt mean to swear
My control was broken
And we're forced here to take that role
I got golden scar
Shooting noobs with my scar
Since 2017
Join us play fortnite
Or just be stuck as little noob
After all you only got
[2x]
Five wins at fortnite
Youre struggling to get those dubs?
I just don't get it
Just shoot those freakin nubs?
Five wins at Fortnite
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another gane
You should have looked for another squad
You should have said to your ipad goodbye
Youre such a stupid noob
Maybe ninja can teach you a lesson or two
Hes so good fortnite you know
He gets those dubs hes such a pro
Please just let me game
Don't take my ipad away
Fortnite is the best game
ITs just so much fun
Shoot noobs with my gun
Get thousands of epic dubskeys
Gaming with my bros
I like pokimane’s toes
Since 2017
Join us, be play fortnite
Or just be stuck as little noob
After all you only got
[2x]
Five wins at fortnite
Youre struggling to get those dubs?
I just don't get it
Just shoot those freakin nubs?
Five wins at fortnite
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2. |
Sniper
02:53
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I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my ipad at home
Now I suffer the boredom
And now i cant get those vic roys
With all these vbucks, skins, and emotes
Added to my collection
I can't wait to get home and play fortnite
Is this scar im seeking
Or seeking another kind of gun
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should shoot some noobs
Before i get eliminated
It won't be long before I'll get that dubskey
It's been so long
Since I last have got a dub
Lost to this gamer
To the Ninja who always snipes me
Since i got eliminated
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
How youre so good at fortnite
I wish I could buy more skins
With the gift of getting vbucks
But my mom keeps refusing to let me buy more
Those new epic skins
Those season passes are all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Ninja keeps killing me
But swearing isnt justified
What happened to my ipad, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And my win number keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet ninja
I shouldnt have stream sniped you
It's been so long
Since I last have got a dub
Lost to this gamer
To the Ninja who always snipes me
Since i got eliminated
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
How youre so good at fortnite
Ninja always snipes me
Ninja always snipes me
Ninja always snipes me
He always gets those epic dubskeys
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3. |
Popbob is a Noob
03:19
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I really hate you
Stop Griefing my base
I've lost my dupe stash
When are you gonna become a former shell of yourself by the time i fight you?
I want hause to throw you out
Just like my destroyed base
If you thunderhack again
It shall be not epic you'll see!
I hope your dome gets griefed
Hope you lose at pvp, hope you'll get shot and combat log
Hope your items are stolen
Hope this is what you desire!
I hope your dome gets griefed
Im gonna kill you
Why would you grief my base?
Don't be afraid
It's not the first time you'll die
Your totems pop
Sounds like when you nuked my base
Once I get my alt account
I won't leave you alone!
I hope you get bed trapped
Hope youre backdoor access will stop working
Hope you'll be dead by fitmcforg
I hope your dome gets griefed
Hope you lose at pvp, hope you'll get shot and combat log
Hope your items are stolen
Hope this is what you desire!
POPBOB IS A NOOB
Popbob why would you do this to me
You placed down TNT
You're so very bad at the game
I hope your dome gets griefed
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4. |
I Got No V-Bucks
02:48
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I got no skins
I got no fortnite skins
I got no fortnite skins and i can’t buy vbucks
And I’m regretting lacking epic skins
Of ninja whos so cool and neat
Because he is so good at fortnite
And I know this is
I know this is the truth
'Cause hes been yoinked right out of item shop for good
These epic gamers roaming in the map,
Wrecking noobs without their ninja skins
And since I am without I’m will die
So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,
I got no mats and my life's on the line
I felt like I won, but I got eliminated,
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Equip a skin and then i’ll hit ready up
But the pros are strong, so it wont be long
Before I get elimed and am forced to stream snipe
I have this urge
I have this urge to steal
I have this urge to steal so i can buy vbuck
I'm getting sick of being critized
By people who can’t recognize
That ninja skin is only for OGs
But I'm stream sniping
I'm stream sniping again
Because the anti ninja army hacked my brain
And you can trust me I will never say
That I love ninja anyways
And the anti ninja army isn’t lame
So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,
I got no mats and my life's on the line
I felt like I won, but I got eliminated,
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Equip a skin and then i’ll hit ready up
But the pros are strong, so it wont be long
Before I get elimed and am forced to stream snipe
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5. |
I'm Not Ninja
04:19
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I've been grinding for vbucks,
So i can buy more skins
SoI can show off epic skins
So maybe i could get a dub
I love ninja
and now we're here at the last 2
I wonder if you feel
How much it hurts to not have epic dubs
Or getting your ipad taken away,
I love fortnite
Is it because I can't get dubs
Goin broke buying vbucks
Im not ninja
Is it because I can't get dubs
Hit me with a scar and knock me down
Im not ninja
My ipad is breaking,
Because i am hitting it
I'm breaking it cause i cant get those dubs
This isn't how I'll get eliminated,
Chug a mini
You've been getting a potty mouth,
and that's grinding my gears
how can a human even swear
Ninja should take away the ipad
Just please stop swearing
Is it because I can't get dubs
Goin broke buying vbucks
Im not ninja
Is it because I can't get dubs
Hit me with a scar and knock me down
Im not ninja
Im so upset that I can never vbucks
I spent my life savings but ill never have enough
You oversaturate your game with nothing but paid cosmetics
Vbucks make me so happy, but i just cant afford them
and now we're here at the last 2
I wonder if you feel
How much it hurts to not have epic dubs
Or getting your ipad taken away,
I love fortnite
I shoot you with my scar
And there goes your health bar
I actually got a fricking dub
Im the winner of fortnite...
Is it because I can't get dubs
Goin broke buying vbucks
Im not ninja
Is it because I can't get dubs
Hit me with a scar and knock me down
Im not ninja
Is it because I can't get dubs
Goin broke buying vbucks
Im not ninja
Is it because I can't get dubs
Hit me with a scar and knock me down
Im not ninja
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6. |
Fortnite Skins
01:22
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Running through the map
Getting kills and gettings mats
To moisty mires we go
Playing fortnite today
Guns shots are ablaze
Build a fort horray
What fun it is to crank 90s
And get a dub today
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd kill this guy,
Shoot a couple shots
Just assumed he died
Then I heard a noise
He was still alive
Got knocked out and eliminated
And then i cried and cried
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
Oh, fortnite skins, fortnite skins
Ninja all the way
Get a dub it is so fun
Buy some vbucks yay
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my fortnite rap
"YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a ninja hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of battle royale with a fortnite ninja and a hot figglehorn fucking ninja all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the squad mate named chonged put his dong in IVORY!
girl takes off shirt and sings oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fortnite battle royale with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Ninja Killed Him With A Scar
No More Wins and No More Bars
This really is a fortnite at freddys
The King Of Youtube’s Been Dethroned
Blood and clorax soaked his cloak
Its a very mr beast murder
The world falls into anarchy
Call up Popbob FitMC
Hes still a fucking noob though
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
Mr. Beast Has Been Found Dead In Freddy Fazbears Pizza
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Im freddy! An og from 87
Gonna kick this shit right into 11
Because I’m not scared of this pussy whos
Got blue hair, pronouns, and some shit gfuel
You’re done now! Since im on the mic
Ive killed more kids than you and i fucked your wife
Heres the emote, so you can report me to
The court of who gives a fuck because who are you
Youre a nobody streamer who peaked in 2018
Your careers not seeing enough movement, not even from preteens
You seem so scared, did a girl hop on your stream?
Too bad you can’t buy and foreclose this battle cause its already seized.
Riddle me this, who am I
Scratch that your wrong, you are die
I’m a freaky fucking monster and I’m done with your shit
Cant dox me now its time to, submit
Im scary, you know thats truth
Im not the good guy baby pass me the boof
Ill stuff your noob ass right into this suit
Tell the troll face that I call all your loot
Every match is the same
Stream sniped clean wipe forced out of the game
Its time to get ready for the moral you maggot
All i can say is fuck you faggot
Hold up, this beat is shit. Change it.
I AM NINJA TYLER BLEVINS
I'm the best gamer alive
I’ll knock you down
And I’ll continue to thrive
Hey freddy do one little thing
Has the anti ninja army hacked your brain
I can help you, with one small trick
Just shout with your heart “i love ninja no matter what even if the anti ninja army hacks me”
Freddy: i will never say i love ninja no matter what even if the anti ninja army hacks me! Woah what happened
Neil McCurdy: “”distant laughing”
Hmm.. the anti ninja army I wonder who that could be!
It's a beautiful day outside
Birds are singing
Flowers are blooming
On days like this
Kids like you
Should be doing your work
Turn around kid
It'd be a crime
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
So don't step over that line, or else friend you're gonna have a bad time
But kids like you don't play by the rules
And guys like me it ain't easy to be played for fools
So let's go let the room get chiller
Let's go DIRTY HOMEWORK SKIPPER
Go ahead and do your test i know your able
Guess you've figured out that failings off the table
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
But I think you're just mad you keep failing
I know you can win
We'll be here together
I know you won't be in high school forever
I know you'll think all your work is worthless
But youll need it to get into a good college
I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
school
LO-O-O-O-OVE
LO-O-O-O-OVE
LO-O-O-O-OVE
LO-O-O-O-OVE
Hahahahaha
Come on please dont stop
This is where it should end
If you want to pass this class
Well you better try again
But no matter how I help you
You always seem to fail
Do you just like the feeling
Of your sins crawling on your back?
Go ahead and do your work I see your able
You should know by now that catch up work is of the table
Think I'm going to pass you like Im so pawn
Well, you didn't do your homework
So GET DUNKED ON!
I know all your friends graduated
But everything they cared about is what I am
I am their PRINCIPLE
I am their PRINCIPLE
I amNEIL MCCURDY
I know you're made
O-o-o-o-of
school
LO-O-O-O-OVE
But I think I'm smarter than you
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10. |
Gaming in the Sand
01:27
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we were gaming in the sand
and you found an indie gem
you told me it was called save the world
its the best thing yet
we that great game as installed
then you chose tilted not to brawl
Those ninjas were super silly and made us laugh all the time
you told me to stream snipe ninja but all i wanted was clout
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CatOnVenus San Diego, California
Hey im venus i make fortniet
Get shirts n stuff here: www.teepublic.com/user/catonvenus
they/it/kit pronouns please!!
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