1. |
I See a Noob
03:10
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I See a Noob
As the bus flys 'round
I take a breath for victory
Wanna play solos or impostors
But you’ll never own me
King of hearts, all in (all in)
I love ninja he always wins (always always wins)
Can't see me dropping on the map, going tilted dont look back
Saying pog with my squad, getting this dub
I see a newbie
Over there by the look lake
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
I see a newbie
And they’re ripe for the ownage
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
Chug jugs chug jugs chug jugs
I have lots of og skins
And they are very fucking cool
Ill loot this body all by myself
Dont need no squad, only solos
Wah oh, wah oh
That's how it goes
I’m in a 1v1
But I know I can get this dub
Na na na na na na
I'm equipping ninja skin
Na na na na na na
I'm sure I can get this win
dropping on the map, going tilted dont look back
Saying pog with my squad, getting this dub
I see a newbie
Over there by the look lake
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
I see a newbie
And they’re ripe for the ownage
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
Chug jugs chug jugs chug jugs
My plane is full, I’ll knock you down
Enjoy my rare skins, I'll own you now
I stare at fred through ninja's soul
We all know
"I can get a dubsky"
Ninja will never fail
So heed this cautionary tale
You've got 5 wins, my little friend
You'll never conquer those noobs
You are bad (Ha, ha, ha, ha, jump in!)
I see a newbie
Over there by the look lake
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
I see a newbie
And they’re ripe for the ownage
But I got no, but I got no
Golden scar and chug jugs
Chug jugs chug jugs chug jugs
Chug jugs chug jugs chug jugs
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2. |
Fortnite Master Quest
00:45
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Fortnite!
No time to choose where to drop
I stick to the noob gathering spots
Me and my squad mates gonna do it right
You'll never see us run away from a fight
To win at fortnite is my dream
All I've got to do is believe (I believe)
I've got a chance to dub
I'm on my way to victory (fortnite)
I get a vic royale if I just believe
I'm playing fortntie games
I want ninja to play with me(I believe)
I'm gonna be the very best
Cause all I've got to do is believe in me (fortnite)
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3. |
Greifer Popbob
03:01
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It-it's date time!
I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubble
Screaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mc
Look at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-pots
Why don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh!
You are dumb and dumb and dumb and dumb and gay (hey!)
You're the noob youre really suck, (no) I will not give you my base coords fuck
When you're gone, I sob because my base is in ruins (I'm so sad!)
You are so infamous, no me gusta, cut it out, geez?
You are a libreal i hate you
Greifin my base, and abusing backdoor access too much too much too much
I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubble
Screaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mc
Look at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-pots
Why don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh!
Are you transgender?
I would accept you if you were transgender.
Cuz I am very accepting now
That is ok with me, you cow? (stupid dumb greifer)
You got tnt I got fitmc
Call me "Pogchamp" like I'm FitMC
I hate your stupid popbob dome
I'm under the influence
AHHHHHH FUCK YOU YOU
I laugh through the pain, but the griefs break my heart my heart my heart
I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubble
Screaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mc
Look at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-pots
Why don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh!
You told me a lie, then relinked the bed chain
As your final major act of treachery on the server
Your final goodbye, unlucky for you your domes destroyed
And you smell and suck alot, you are a noob
I find you a libreal like greifer popbob, greifn' my, my base till its rubble
Screaming' aa-aa-aa", you are very scary, hope you get killed by fit mc
Look at my bow and yo, yo, yo, got me drinkin' all the pots-pots-pots
Why don't you become a former shell of yourself until I fight you oh-wee-oh!
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4. |
My Fortnite Rap
00:55
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my fortnite rap
"YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a ninja hat!
(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSSS! awesome music plays
Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of battle royale with a fortnite ninja and a hot figglehorn fucking ninja all day long, With a hudge dong, and den the squad mate named chonged put his dong in IVORY!
girl takes off shirt and sings oH YeAhhhh ITS FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE! WHEN YOU GET SOME VIC ROYS! AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS
me strokes dong mmmm ya its fortnite battle royale with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with scary sexy animatrons!
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5. |
Show Yourself
03:24
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Everybody watch out
(Watch out)
'Cause someone's out to turn this night around
(Turn this night around)
Is it you?
Or is it I?
Nobody knows...
Look around your shoulder
(Shoulder?)
I don't want to be carried away in a hearse
(Carried away)
I wish I knew
How I might die
But nobody knows
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're fortnite impostors!
I can feel it!
I can feel it in my bones!
So why don't you show yourself?
And leave us all alone?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're fortnite imposotors!
I can feel it!
I can feel it in my bones!
So why don't you show yourself?
They're listening in
To everything we're discussin'
No one is safe!
But we got to keep on breathin'
'Cause the actor's here
The actor's playin' the part
(Oh, they or them's so sneaky!)
Look around your shoulder
(Shoulder?)
I don't want to be carried away in a hearse
(Carried away)
I wish I knew
How I might die
But nobody knows
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're fortnite impostoros!
I can feel it!
I can feel it in my bones!
So why don't you show yourself?
And leave us all alone?
Maybe you're just messin' with us!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
Yeah, maybe you're just messin' with us!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're imposotors!
I can feel it!4
I can feel it in my bones!
So why don't you show yourself?
(Show yourself)
Show yourself...
(Show yourself)
You're fortnite impostor, so show yourself
(Show yourself)
(Show yourself)
'Cause not a single one of us wants to die here right now
(No, no, no, no!)
I think we're done with this charade
(Show yourself)
So why don't you come out
(Show yourself)
And please stop playin' with our brains
(Show yourself)
Oh no!
(No, no, no, no)
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're fortnite imporsor!
I can feel it!
I can feel it in my bones!
So just leave us alone!
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
You're a sneaky little impostor!
Aren't you?
Aren't you?
But you're fortnite imposotrs!
I can feel it!
I can feel it in my bones!
So why don't you show yourself?
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6. |
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I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my ipad at home
Now I suffer the boredom
And now i cant get those vic roys
With all these vbucks, skins, and emotes
Added to my collection
I can't wait to get home and play fortnite
Is this scar im seeking
Or seeking another kind of gun
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should shoot some noobs
Before i get eliminated
It won't be long before I'll get that dubskey
It's been so long
Since I last have got a dub
Lost to this gamer
To the Ninja who always snipes me
Since i got eliminated
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
How youre so good at fortnite
I wish I could buy more skins
With the gift of getting vbucks
But my mom keeps refusing to let me buy more
Those new epic skins
Those season passes are all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Ninja keeps killing me
But swearing isnt justified
What happened to my ipad, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And my win number keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet ninja
I shouldnt have stream sniped you
It's been so long
Since I last have got a dub
Lost to this gamer
To the Ninja who always snipes me
Since i got eliminated
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
How youre so good at fortnite
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7. |
The Fortnite Electric
02:49
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Think of fortnite as limitless joy
Golden scars ninja and all of that cool stuff
Think of each player trying their best
As dubs minute in decimal
Resident gamer, how do you plead?
Ninja needs your testimony on the stand
Solemnly swear to tell the whole truth
So help you noob, now do default dance
Ninja your honor, may I explain?
My brain has claimed its glory over me
I’d never swear I didn’t mean too
I sentence you to play baby game
All my forts now crumble down the noobs are gasping under tilted
Why must fortnite gaming end, why am i forced to play minecraft
I boot up the game and it is very lame
I hate this stupid baby poopy game
Here in my new world griefers are lord
I sure hope they don’t blow up my base
I commenced enchanting diamond armor i need netherite
I hope once I achieve it I can finally go back to fortnite
spiraling down sir ninja please
I beg of thee, have mercy on me
I was just a noob you see
I plead of thee have sympathy for me
See how the noobs work the map (see where they drop)
And they give it all they've got
And they give it all they've got
And you give it all you've got 'til you're downed
Hahahaha
See how ninja gets the dubs
And you get downed by a pro you couldn’t kill
And you get downed by a pro get downed by-
Someone help me
Understand how i can learn to play fortnite
Ninja I don’t know what's a vbuck
When I wake up I log onto play
That baby game I was once forced to play
Never they ponder, weather baby game
Awesome if you look at it right.
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8. |
iPad
02:19
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Ayo, Ninja, this shit hot boy
People drop at loot lake where the chests are
At least I think or am I dead wrong?
Boot up the game on my brand news ipad
I equip and skin and wait for next game
20 hours on my ipad
Playing fortnite on my ipad
Played 20 hours on my ipad
Buying vbucks i love fortnite
Now season 1 map is paved with memories
Of those good old days of 2017
And evеry solos mathc, I think back to what it once was
Back in those good old days of 2017
Uh, I reminisce about old updates
Things change, I get it, 'cause the game needs updates?
Yeah I was going through skins last night
Watching old clutch clips of me getting epic vic roys
Ay, for a minute, we was full
Then we shot just a little to close to the pros
Now we finished, now we downed
Guess we really should have dranked our chug jugs
20 hours on an ipad
Playing fortnite, on my ipad
Played 20 hours, but it's hopeless
Playing fortnite, but i get downed
Now season 1 map is paved with memories
Of those good old days of 2017
And evеry solos mathc, I think back to what it once was
Back in those good old days of 2017
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9. |
Mask
02:53
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(Ayo, Ninja, this is hot, boy)
[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile ever since i got sniped
Stare at my ipad while I hold back my tears tonight
And when they ask me why im yelling i scream, "I got downed"
And when they ask me why im yelling i scream, "I got downed"
But the fact is
I have never won a game of fortnite
All I’ve done is rage quit
Why am i always like this
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what the squads for
That's what the point of the squads for
[Chorus]
With them were always winnin', I am never dyin'
IM now always smilin', we won (Yeah, I'm good)
The dubs just keep on pilin', it's so very cool
So I will keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I was loosing for so many games
Kept dying I was just so lame
But thats over now i can get dumbs, im pro
Get dubs im pro get dubs im get dubs im pro
[Verse 2]
When playin solos I get killed by strong pros
Scared to start a match, haven't got a solo dub in ages
But I've been grinding
So I'm okay-ish, so I'm okay-ish
Yeah, I'm okay, bitch
But the fact is
Im the one who went and stream sniped ninja
I thought I was so awesome
But then I got exiled from my squad team
[Pre-Chorus]
So now I am depressed
So i will sing dream song known as depression athem
[Chorus]
So you can see I'm tryin', you won't see me cryin'
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And it just keeps on pilin', it's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been carin' too much
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
[Outro]
I miss my squad
I miss my squad
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10. |
I Got No V-Bucks (Metal)
02:17
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I got no skins,
I got no fortnite skins,
I got no fortnite skins, and I can't buy vbuck,
And I'm regretting not buying skins
Of my ninja whos so cool and neat
Because he is so good at fortnite
And I know this is,
I know this is the truth,
Cause mom wont let me use her credit card no more
These epic gamers roaming in the map,
Wrecking noobs without ninja skins
Because people without ninja have no swag
Chorus:
So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,
I got no mats and my life's on the line
I felt like I won, but I got eliminated,
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Got to keep my calm, and carry on
Keep on begging mom for vbucks
So i will cry, until she buys
And if she dosent ill take a shit on the rug
Verse 2
I have this urge
I have this urge to steal
I have this urge to steal so i can buy vbuck
I'm getting sick from these excuses
From my stupid bitch mom
That her money matters so much more than vbuck
But I'm sobbing
I'm sobbing again
No will listen and no one will understand,
Because I cant win without ninja skin
Cause hes as epic as they come
And always gets those epic vicroys
Chorus:
So my ipads on, and game up 'till dawn,
I got no mats and my life's on the line
I felt like I won, but I got eliminated,
The nightmare repeats itself every time
Five wins at fortnite
Youre struggling to get those dubs?
I just don't get it
Just shoot those freakin nubs?
Five wins at Fortnite
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CatOnVenus San Diego, California
Hey im venus i make fortniet
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